the landlady

I am never sitting on the toilet seat ever again. After my long day of work and walking around the shops in High Street Kensington, I came home to a very talkative Lindsey as I walked through the door. I think she must have felt a bit lonely because she started rambling on about her life stories and the hardships she's had with her mother who was an "utter cow". Why I will never sit on the toilet seat again is when she told me about her trip to the doctors today and that she's had an abcess down in her bits for about 18 months now. She's had recurrent infections and now admittedly said she's got a staph infection. She's a lovely lady but when it comes to hygiene, I get the impression that she has not really looked after herself properly and it makes me cringe everytime I go to the toilet to see the left overs stuck randomly around the bowl of the toilet. Today there was even the very familiar brown stain on the seat.... I am going to buy some wet ones when I go to the shops next.